Second installment in the "Conversations with Jeremiah" series. I just do these for fun...they have no real pertinence to the actual comic book.
Me: You have...ears?
Me: I said...oh...
Me: Nothing. I didn't say anything.
Jeremiah: You keep staring at me!
Me: Well..it's just...you don't have any ears.
Jeremiah: Yes, I do.
Jeremiah: They're right here!
Me: What are you listening to?
Jeremiah: I think she's Egyptian. Dresses like one.
Me: I have something I want you to listen to!
Jeremiah: Joy to the "fishies"? Who IS this guy?
Me: Must be a fan of yours, I guess.
Jeremiah: A fan? I didn't know I had any. He sounds happy, though.
Me: He must have read your book.
Jeremiah: MY book?
Me: Yah, you know...
Me: ...destruction, apostasy, adultery, deceit, murder...
Me: It's totally the thing in the last days. People dig it. We call it entertainment. Watch it all the time...we just don't like reading it as non-fiction, I guess...
Jeremiah: And this "entertainment" makes people...happy?
Jeremiah: Do YOU watch that kind of stuff?
Me: Well..I mean...I have...in the past...maybe...
Jeremiah: WHAT??! YOU GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME!
Me: Hey...where are you going?
Jeremiah: To write a sequel.
Me: Oh...good...glad I asked.
Me: I hope somebody reads this one!
Jeremiah: I heard that!
Me: I need to rethink my life.
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